I am le tired~

But awake enough to hock out a quick meme. Why the hell not.

OC's I chose:
Tailen
Sarcossi
Hien
Quillen


1. Who are you?
Tailen: I'm gorgeous, baby, and who's asking?
Sarcossi: The house. Haha.
Hien: Hien. I'm only saying it once.
Quillen: U-um...I'm Quillen...

2. What do you do for a living?
Tailen: Well, I used to be an assassin...I'm not anymore...
Sarcossi: I accomodate people. I'm a house.
Hien: I'm a spy, mostly, but I used to be an experiment.
Quillen: I'm Hien's partner...also an experiment.

3. What’s your weight, height and nationality?
Tailen: Height, 6'5'', Weight is NONE of your beeswax, thank you, and I'm three different kinds of demon from four different countries. Ox, Ferret, and Skunk from England, Denmark, Spain and Nicaragua
Sarcossi: I'm 5' somethin' or other, also a 5-story mansion or a single-room shack, whatever you want...I weigh...as much as a house, and...I' from...houseland? Well, I used to be an elf, but...now I'm a house.
Hien: I'm 5'2'', weighing 165 (It's muscle and the steel in my bones, shut your face), and I'm mostly fake. As in...no nationality.
Quillen: 5'6'', I weigh 129, a-and I'm half-Russian, half-Spanish.

4. Are you dating anyone special?
Tailen: No...not at the moment.
Sarcossi: Nuh-uh. I'mma house. Although there are people IN ME all the time, hahahaha...get it?
Hien: *glance at Quillen...blush*
Quillen: *glance at Hien...blush*

6. What’s the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?
Tailen: I...adopted a kid...once...*hides in shame*
Sarcossi: HAHAHA, what the hell have I done that WASN'T crazy?
Hien: I volunteered to be paired up with THIS guy...
Quillen: Hey! Not nice...um, I tried to hack into EG-8's files and almost lost my mind.

7. What’s the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
Tailen: Well, my old job included sleeping with people and then killing them as I...ah...yeah.
Sarcossi: I killed my parents.
Hien: I slaughtered a lot of people....I don't really remember it.
Quillen: Um...I let...I let EG-8 get ahold of Hien for testing...but I went and got him back, so...so I think I made up for that.

8. Do you regret anything?
Tailen: Nah. It's a waste of time. Live in the present, man!
Sarcossi: HA. No.
Hien: Of the things I can remember, I regret letting Quillen be hurt on a mission so bad he almost died. Well...he DID die, for a while, but...yeah...
Quillen: Yeah. I do.

9. Who is your best friend?
Tailen: I have a lot of friends.
Sarcossi: I don't really have any friends...
Hien: Quillen.
Quillen: Hien.

10. What’s your favorite food?
Tailen: Anything spicy!
Sarcossi: Uh...I'm a house. But I love Cup-o-Noodles. Those things are worse than CRACK.
Hien: I hate food. All food. It makes me sick to even smell it.
Quillen: Fruit...fruit and candy.

11. Favorite Drink? Non alcoholic?
Tailen: I love vodka and Dr. Pepper
Sarcossi: Anything, really...
Hien: Hate drinks, too.
Quillen: The last time I drank alcohol, Hien made sure I paid for it, so...I don't drink anymore. But I still drink, like, Sprite...Mountain Dew makes me a bit spazzy, though.

12. Favorite type of music?
Tailen: Techno.
Sarcossi: HOUSE MUSIC, AHAHAHA. But really? Screamo.
Hien: Ugh. Music.
Quillen: Classical. Hien hates it, though.

13. Are you more of a diva or do you roll out of bed and say fuck it?
Tailen: Dare you even ask? I spend a minimum of an hour on my hair alone, never mind the makeup and the clothes and YES I AM A MAN, THANK YOU.
Sarcossi: FUCK IT.
Hien: FUCK IT.
Quillen: I try, but my hair does this weird spikey thing anyway, so really, I've kind of stopped caring. Plus, Hien calls me a girl.

14. What kind of car do you drive?
Tailen: Jag.
Sarcossi: I AM A HOUSE. I can BE a car, if I want.
Hien: Impala.
Quillen: Camarro.

15. What’s something you always wanted to do?
Tailen: The Reverse Cowgirl.
Sarcossi: KILL EVERYTHING.
Hien: Kill all of the things inside of me.
Quillen: Not work for EG-8.

16. Name three things you want to do before you die.
Tailen: I want to...find someone I can truly love, be awarded for Best Hair, and die during unbelievably, delicious, fantastaorgasmical mind-blowing sex.
Sarocssi: Kill, kill, kill.
Hien: Get rid of the Demons in me, help Quillen (because he needs it), and disband EG-8.
Quillen: Quit being a spy, find my parents, and li...um, help...help Hien, yeah...

17. Do you have any enemies?
Tailen: Old clients, old boyfriends...a LOT of angry wives. Some wonder why I killed their husbands. Most, surprisingly, want to know why I slept with their husbands and killed them.
Sarcossi: Yeah...they're dead, though.
Hien: Um...lots and lots of people...but I don't really remember what it is I DID to them or their family or friends or whatever.
Quillen: Um...yeah...I don't really know any of them...mostly it's people who I've spied on.

18. Do you have a criminal record and what for if you do?
Tailen: Uh, lewd conduct, prostitution...murder, but that charge was dropped. No evidence, you see. They could prove I slept with the dude, but that was about it.
Sarcossi: MURRRRRDERRRRR...but then I got turned into a house. Kinda hard to put handcuffs on doors.
Hien:...parking tickets...
Quillen: Trespassing. And breaking and entering.

19. What’s something that no one knows about you, not even your closest friends?
Tailen: I don't want just sex forever. I really just want to find someone who I can love and will love me back. Sex'll do for now, I guess, but...it's not enough.
Sarcossi: I used to feel bad for my victims until one of them laughed at me. It's when I started killing for realsies.
Hien: I act all hostile and stuff towards Quillen, but if he died, I'd probably wind up killing myself. He's my only friend and I...uh...lo...I...yeah. *blush*
Quillen: I think I'm in love with Hien. Okay, no, I AM in love with him, but I think he hates me. He's always putting my body in embarrassing positions and making me look stupid when I begin spying.

20. Do you have any pets?
Tailen: Other than the kid I picked up? Nah. I used to have a cat, though.
Sarcossi: Whoever's livin' in meh.
Hien: Quillen.
Quillen: I have four goldfish...Taylor, Sparks, Ecchi, and Hien.



TAG: Anyone who wants to do this! It's really fun. I love doing these...I'll probably do another someday...

G'night.